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27 Mei 2010

Abdi Oge Sami Cinta

Teu kaharti, ceuk herman dina jero hatena. Eta, ngabandungan polah pamajikanana anu teu hideng wae kana tugas sapopoena. Imah barala, teu ieuh hayang sasapu. Kumbaheun patulayah, seuseuheun nambru, koran urut maca pabalatak.
Lain teu hayang ambek, ngan wae Herman teh kakara sabulan dirapalan. Goring kasebutna lamun panganten anyar geus pasea.
Gura-gero. Pamajikan tu nembalan. Gidig wae ka ruang makan, maksudna rek dahar sorangan.
Barang bray muka lomari makan, tetla euweuh dahareun sapotong-sapotong acan. Ret kana meja makan. Ukur aya piring lodor kosong anu pinuh ku kebul. Teuing geus sabaraha poe teu dielapanana oge.
Lodor kosong the terus wae ditulisan, ku tungtung curuk. Unin, “Akang cinta Eneng.”
Keun siah, sugan wae kahartieun. Bakat ku pinuh ku kekebul, lodor oge tepi ka bisa ditulisan.
Herman ngaleios, manehna yakin, lamun pamajikanana balik, sarta maca eta tulisa, tangtu bakal ngarasa dirina salah.
Barang balik deui ka imahna, anu pangheulana th Herman asup ka ruang makan, rek ngabandungan kumaha hasil pamolah pamajikanana. Ret kana lodor. Angger keneh kosong, angger keneh pinuh ku kekebul. Ngan bedana the di handapna aya tulisan anyar, meunang pamajikanana. Unina, “Abdi oge sami cinta.”

Diamputasi Suku

Dokter : “Aya dua wartos anu bade didugikeun ka bapa. Anu kahiji wartos pikabungaheun, anu hiji deui wartos
             pikasediheun. Bapa bade ngupingkeun anu man heula?”
Pasen   : “Abdimah hoyong nguping anu pikasediheun heula, Dol.”
Dokter : “Sampean bapa kedah diamputasi. Maksadna, kedah dipotong duanana semet tuur.”
Pasen   : “Ya Allah! Teu tiasa ku tarekah sanes anu langkung ringa?”
Dokter : “Teu tiasa.”
Pasen   : “Dupi wartos pikabungaheunana kumaha, Dok?”
Dokter : “Sapatu kagungan bapak bade dipeser ku pembantu simkuring.”

Neguh Umur Supir

A: “Cing teguh ku silaing. Lamun beus Rahayu, nomer D 678 WR, indit ti Bandung ka Jakarta kalawan
    gancangna rata-rata 60 km per jam, sarta meakeun solar saratus leter, sabaraha taun umur supirna?”
B: “Ah, silaing mah lieur ngasongkeun pertanyaan the. Rek kumaha bisa neguhna atuh!”
A: “Ceuk dewek mah bisa kateguh.”
B: “Sabaraha taun atuh?”
A: “42 taun.”
B: “Naha?”
A: “Apanan supirna teh lanceuk dewek.”

DAMRI

Anak : “Pa, ari DAMRI the singgetan tina Dorong Aing Mun Rek Indit?”
Bapa : “Is, etamah baheula, jaman mobilna barutut keneh.”

Ngeker Bentang

Dedi     : “Asa teu pati eces ngeker bentang the, jauh teuing.”
Maman : “Cing cobaan atuh bari naek kana korsi, ngarah ngadeukeutan meueusan.”

07 Mei 2010

Babaran Kecap

1. nawu = nyaatan (balong, sumur, jsb.) Ind: nguras
2. meh = ampir
3. jongjon = tonggoy, anteng, teu malire nanaon. Ind = anteng, asyik mengerjakan sesuatu.
4. diobrot = diudag-udag
5. ditema = ditembalan, dituluykeun. Ind: ditanggapi.
6. agem = gede (sora). Ind: suara ngebas.
7. hojah = walakaya, gerak, usik. Ind: gerak.
8. diteureuy buleud = dilegleg. Ind: ditelan bulat-bulat.
9. tuturubun = turun gagancangan. Ind: buru-buru.
10. ngegel curuk = nyamos, teu meunang nanaon. Ind: tanpa hasil.

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